Necrophilia to the Rescue

When Johnny cannot get no lovin’ from dates that breathe and have a pulse, he goes with his spade and digs up cold Ethel. We have Alice Cooper to blame for that phrase that has invaded our vocabulary by virtue of his examination of this topic in a song by that name. Interestingly, in the United States there is no federal legislation that prohibits romantic interludes with a corpse. Holy Moses, sweet Batman and Robin! In some states is a misdemeanor (slap on the hand) and in others it is a felony. In the golden state of California, it is merely a violation of the health code!