She’s Out To Cop Your Heart

Gotta adore the code speak…cop…cop you late…Get it? Look at those bugged-out eyes full of the missionary zeal of desperation-forced action. Is that a look born of being underutilized for days, months, and possibly years on end? She’s got the handcuffs ready to take charge of her love prisoner. She’s got the nightstick, so he won’t have to worry about bringing one. She’s got the high-heel shoes in red of course. We can only imagine what a woman in the Love Patrol could be capable of. How could she possibly be in need of a date? Oh wait. Take a look at those lumberjack shoulders, bulging muscles, and those power calves and you’ve got a woman who could break a man in two. Then again there are those out there who like Amazons, so for them, the Love Patrol wants to make an arrest.