Ahh…young love. The pretty-fly-for-a-white guy’s eyes met the eyes of the girl with chemically burned hair as he reclined on shopping carts waiting to be fed into the side of the local Wal*Mart. Guys this sexy are destined to be baby daddys (sic). “Yeah son we was gonna go in and shop ‘cuz your mama needed to color her hair again and I wuz gonna get some condoms but I thought, hey, why not head out to the parking lot to my retired Crown Vic police car for playtime and well that’s how you came along. One day soon you’ll go to Wal*Mart and find a girl too. Hell at the rate you’re going I’ll probably be a grandfather by 28.” Make the madness stop!
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