Up Front: Walmartians

What is it about Wal*Mart that attracts the lowest common denominator? Is it the overcrowded, thrift-store-looking interiors? Is it the people at the door being paid minimum wage to pretend they care about the incoming as they enter the zone of doom? Charles has thought of making Wal*Mart stores self-sustaining communities, but let’s not call them internment camps because then some bleeding-heart do-gooder will want to throw law suits and get politicians to redistribute more “wealth” of the middle class to the idle masses that already have a great career living off of the government. In this issue we shall look at Walmartians…that is if we can avoid throwing up.